RUNAWAY BRIDE!
Jennifer WIllbanks will forever be better known as the Runaway Bride. On April 26, 2005, she disappeared, just 4 days before her wedding, creating a media frenzy. Of course, the fiancé became suspect numero uno, and all anybody could think was that she was dead. Then, on April 29, she surfaces via Greyhound in Albuquerque, NM where she calls her husband and then later 9-1-1 with a fantastic and terrifying tale of being abducted and carried across the country, being sexually assaulted all the while. Turns out all of that was a bunch of BS, she was just overstressed and used that as an excuse to cost millions of taxpayers plenty of dough. So she's back home now, apparently still in love and loved by her fiancé and set to marry sometime in the unforeseen future.
What, pray tell, is my point? Well, I have decided to start releasing wedding/bridal romancey type novels at the 7-11 payphone where she made the phone calls. Here are the books that myself and others have released: